Mock The Week Volume 1

Straight from The MVPs

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This is about the just concluded week. You might or might not have noticed them like we did.

Ghanaians can boast of a better electricity but not a better music. Shatta Wale should get the fact straight, Nigeria’s biggest export is music (SoundCity MVPs’ Awards).

Maleek Berry should keep making music rather than being a producer. His chances of getting awards are greater.

Read: Winners and Losers From The MVP’s by Soundcity

After the acquisition of Philip Coutinho, the question is who will beat Barcelona; did you just say Real Madrid? You should check the last La-Liga fixture involving the two teams.

Jenifa (Funke Akindele) is finally an avenger: She finally got her chance to fly like dem mama witches. But you can only fly and not be a witch when it is Hollywood, especially in Marvel Comics.

Don’t waste your money watching the English Premier League or Spanish Liga Santader, the respective FA should just handover the League titles to both Manchester City and Barcelona. Football is best played and taught with Catalans.

If you like keep studying and not have a side-hustle, Nasty-C is just 20 years old, isn’t that humiliating. Whatever you do, just be the best.

Wizkid and Jenifa are really international superstars, Nigeria is bigger than we thought and other African countries should just emulate our talents and not our politicians.

Read: Reactions to the MVPs Awards (SoundCity) 2017

What is the cause of Buhari’s failure as a president: The Party (APC), The Opposition (PDP), The Fulani Herdsmen, Lies, Health or Jonathan’s Past leadership? We all know the answer, our president is a good blamer, and Jonathan is always at fault for his errors. Don’t be a Buhari type of leader.

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