Though the official end-of-year “holiday season” may be over, January is chock-full of very fun, very specific, and sometimes very weird holidays to help you ease your way into 2019.
1. January 1: National Hangover Day
If you find yourself nursing a serious hangover on New Year’s Day you can at least rest easy in the fact that someone has made an official day dedicated to your misery.
2. January 1: Z Day
3. January 1: First Foot Day
A Scottish New Year tradition, the first person to step into someone’s home is called the first-footer and is thought to represent good fortune entering the household by bringing a handful of goodies including coal, whiskey, cash, cheese, and/or bread. Sorry ladies and blonde men: In order to be considered “lucky,” the first-footer should always be a dark-haired man—and flat feet are a no-no.
4. January 2: Happy Mew Year For Cats Day
This punny day is basically just another occasion to honor and fawn all over our feline friends. What more do we need to say?
5. January 3: Fruitcake Toss Day
Although it may sound like a culinary Olympic event, Fruitcake Toss Day just marks the time when it is finally socially acceptable to trash all of the holiday fruitcakes you received. Though, technically, a few of those boozy loaves have been known to last for a century or more. So getting rid of them right away really isn’t necessary.
6. January 3: Memento Mori Day
Memento mori is Latin for “remember you will die.” And what better way to get a fresh start on a new year than to consider this inevitability. The event’s founders swear it wasn’t meant to be morbid; it’s more of a “seize the day” thing.
7. January 4: National Trivia Day
8. January 7: National Old Rock Day
Have you thanked a veteran rock today? Though no official creator has stepped forward, we’re guessing that it was either a geologist and paleontologist who came up with this holiday that honors fossils and rock formations that are as old as time.
9. January 7: National Thank God It’s Monday! Day
Apparently there are people who like Mondays? This offbeat holiday is all about the possibility that comes with a fresh start … we guess we can get behind that.
10. January 8: National Argyle Day
A pattern for every season—isn’t it time you celebrated argyle?
11. January 9: National Static Electricity Day
Grab your balloons and sweaters! It’s time to build up your static charge and conduct some electrons. This is the perfect holiday to occur in the dead of winter, when the air is extra dry—the optimal conditions for storing up those negative charges that shock you at the most unexpected times.
12. January 14: National Clean Off Your Desk Day
Though some studies have concluded that a messy desk could be a sign that you’re a genius, National Clean Off Your Desk Day—which occurs on the second Monday in January—is a time to embrace the new year with a new attitude toward clutter. (If only for this one day.)
13. January 14: National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Your pet may not love the fact that there’s an entire day dedicated to making them look extra fancy, but your Instagram followers will thank you for it.
14. January 16: National Nothing Day
Clear your calendars! We have San Francisco Examiner columnist Harold Pullman Coffin to thank for this “un-event,” which Americans have been celebrating since 1973 by, well, doing nothing.
15. January 18: National Thesaurus Day
British lexicographer Peter Mark Roget—who is most famous for publishing The Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases (aka “Roget’s Thesaurus”) in 1852—was born on January 18, 1779. As such, this is a day to honor, celebrate, extol, laud, praise, revere, salute, etc. his contributions.
16. January 20: Penguin Awareness Day
Not to be confused with World Penguin Day (which happens on April 25), Penguin Awareness Day encourages you to cultivate even more knowledge of the Spheniscidae family. (Here are 20 fascinating facts to get you started.)
17. January 21: National Hugging Day
In 1986, Reverend Kevin Zaborney—a pastor from Clio, Michigan—founded Hugging Day as a small event in his hometown. Today, it’s celebrated around the world. “People do need positive human interaction,” Zaborney told The Christian Post of the impetus for creating the holiday. “Hugging is a safe way to do so.” (Though he likes to make it clear that you should always ask first!)
18. January 22: Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day
If your feline isn’t forthcoming with his or her inquiries, take the opportunity to ponder the following: “What would a cat have questions about?”
19. January 23: National Handwriting Day
Get out the old pen and paper and weep at how bad your penmanship has become … or you know, write someone a nice letter. (Cursive is making a comeback, after all.)
20. January 24: Global Belly Laugh Day
This holiday is more of a challenge than a commemoration.
21. January 24: National Compliment Day
National Compliment Day? You’ve got this. You’re fabulous. And you look amazing. Keep up the great work!
22. January 24: National Beer Can Appreciation Day
January 24, 1935 was a momentous day for suds lovers: It’s the day the first canned beer was sold in America. Since then the beer can has become a barbecue staple, a collector’s item, and a maligned receptacle for some beer snobs (though craft beer connoisseurs have brought cans back in a major way). So today, pause before chugging, shotgunning, or crushing and take a moment to reflect on what your beer can means to you.
23. January 25: National Opposite Day
January 25 is definitely not National Opposite Day. (See what we did there?)
24. January 27: Thomas Crapper Day
Often incorrectly credited with inventing the toilet, Thomas Crapper was a plumber and businessman who did, in fact, champion the modern wash closet and also invented the ballcock—that floating ball in the body of your toilet. His apropos surname was just a coincidence: The word crap already existed in the English language at the time of his birth.
25. January 28: Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
Celebrated on the last Monday of January, Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day is a day to give thanks for the many hours of joy this beloved packing product has brought us all. And to share all that you know about it with others (like how it was originally meant to be wallpaper, and could potentially offer real-life health benefits). And if you don’t know much, here are 25 facts for you.